ACRONYMS AND OLD AGE AND EVERYBODY
Old people are old not stupid, but they have one thing in common. They lose their short term memory, but very shortly they will be a third of the world. IT IS IMPORTANT.HELP US PLEASE! It would be so easy to put at the top of an article the acronyms you are going to use so we don’t waste our time going through the article to find the meaning of the acronym we have forgotten.
Just as babies talk and walk at different ages so old people age at different rates. It is common to see the reflexes slow down, strength is diminished and movement is much slower. From my observations , in my tennis club while most older members suffer, there are one or two who avoid some or nearly all of these sign of aging, except short-term memory loss. Every senior of my acquaintance tells the story of going into the bedroom from the kitchen and not knowing why? Seniors can remember what they did 20 years ago but not what they did 20 minutes ago. Which leads me to the topic of this piece.
I read a lot, mostly about politics and human relationships. I try to concentrate on the subject matter so I can follow the sense of the article. Half-way through the article I read an acronym IPCC. What do these letters stand for? Its even worse when the acronym is in the headline of the article and you have to read well into the article to make sense of it. How about OLG. I can guess 95% of my readers do not know the meaning of these acronyms. Well, IPCC is the” Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change” and OLG is the” Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation”. So now you know, but to remember, good luck.
But it is not all bad news. Some acronyms are so popular that they are used instead of the full descriptive words.. Who doesn’t know what NHL, NBA RCAF mean.. There are cases where we know what radar, aids and NATO mean, but cannot write out the full meaning of the letters. Anybody over 60 knows , to our dismay what Gestapo stands for,but there would not be 1 in a 1000 who know” Geheime Staatspolizei.”
Acronyms are fun and save time but for old people they are a problem. In a short period of time we cannot remember the meaning of the acronym, so here is the answer to a problem I just discovered. For acronyms that are not well known at the top of each article print out the acronym and the representative letters. For old guys like me it would be very appreciative not having to go through the body of the piece to make sense of it. I would like to add a few new acronyms that I have encountered in articles recently. See if you recognize them?
NRDC National Resources Defence Council–OECD Organization for Economic co-operation and development–POTUS– President of the United States–WTA World Trade Organization–IMF International– Monetary Fund–CAIR Council on American Islamic Relations–MAS Muslim American Association–EPA Environmental Protection Agency –FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation. BOTS Robots activated ticket re-sale–LSUC-Law Society of Upper Canada–EPA-Environmental Protection Agency-CNN-Cable News Network-ACLU-American Civil Liberties Union-IHRA-International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance-EMET-Endowment for middle east truth–STCA- safe Third Country Agreement or Subject to council Approval.
Not Only Do I Not Know the Meaning of Some Acronyms, I Don`t know What is their Purpose.
IRB– Institutional Review Board The Institutional Review Board (IRB) is an administrative review board established to protect the rights and welfare of human research subjects recruited to participate in research activities conducted under the auspices of the institution with which it is affiliated. WHAT OLD PERSON WOULD KNOW.
Who else would not know- Everybody. I mean everybody. The number of acronyms used in to-days articles is increasing at an astounding rate. Many authors are limited to a set number of words and acronyms allow them to meet a word requirement. When an article is quite long it could take a few minutes to find its meaning. An absolute waste of time. I repeat if the acronyms used were listed at the top of the article the reader would bless the author. Please be blessed!!